Hey so uh, tumblr's decided to start showing likes on people's dashes for some stupid reason so warning to you (and your followers if you post this) to turn off your likes visibility if you don't want that to happen.
Thought I'd show the post in any case because it's funny.
Whenever I see anything like this my first thought is that @thebibliosphere will know what these words mean.
Unfortunately, you would be correct.
âVampire facialsâ, which many people think is needling but is actually far, far worse, refers to platelet-rich plasma facials, in which blood is taken from a patient, processed in a centrifuge to extract the plasma and then re-injected it into the face. Itâs supposed to make the skin âhealâ itself because of platelets or some shit, giving you a more youthful look. Kim K helped make it popular after it was on her show but I know she also supposedly regrets it.
Itâs uh, controversial to say the least. And not just because it sounds like painful bullshit but because lack of regulation for this sort of thing has lead to a couple of cases of HIV transmission happening.
The penis version is that theyâre doing the exact same thing, taking plasma from themselves or a donor and injecting it into the penile tissue, supposedly to treat erectile dysfunction, but a lot of the men doing this are doing it just to get a girthier look.
And if you think I hate knowing all this, youâd be right.
âif youâre going to eat that rotisserie chicken please do it in an area where none of us can seeâ you hate me. you hate me because i have different eating habits than you and you want me to STARVE
look upon my works ye mighty and weep (im not done thereâs still plenty of good meat on there)
